A young boy in middle school returned home one day and was asked by his father about the things he learned in school, and the boy responded by yelling, "ZERO equals ONE!"
Three friends were on an island, and they needed to get off it. After a while, the three friends found a lamp, and after rubbing it, a genie jumped out. The genie said it would grant them one wish each.
A couple was enjoying their vacation and decided to get on a road trip. Soon enough, the pair were on their way, driving through a lonely path. When it was nightfall, they decided to find a shelter.
Today's jokes are about two job interviews that don't go to plan. One American baker was looking for a job abroad in the UK, while Mike was looking for an IT job.
Today's joke is centered around Little Johnny, who was hanging out with his family in the mountains one day and decided to embark on a skiing expedition.
Today's joke is about poor Mark who put so much time and effort into his sandwiches for a picnic, but when he arrived to the picnic he discovered that more than half the sandwiches were missing.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about four friends who were driving in a car when it suddenly broke down. There was no way they could get help fixing the car fast, so they thought of what to do about the unfortunate situation.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about 23-year-old Linda Burnett from San Diego who went to visit her in-laws one day. When she got to her in-laws' house, she was greeted warmly as she settled in comfortably.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about a man who discovered that Walmart had a medical outlet for health diagnoses of any kind with just a spit sample. He decided to find out if the diagnosis was really accurate.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about a man who was in jail. On his first day in jail, he heard some strange numbers, and he beckoned to his cellmate to know what they were about.
One day the oil well of three tycoons caught fire. They tried everything in their power to put the fire out but to no avail. As the unfortunate incident continued, they decided to seek the help of Red Adair, a famous oil well firefighter.
It was a typical day for Razvan Glavan, who was driving his brand new Tesla. Unfortunately, a fellow motorist had something else in mind, allegedly blowing out the victim's window with an unidentified object.
Today's joke is about an emcee who was about to deliver his speech when he noticed that the people in the hall exceeded the number of invitations sent out. So he decided to tackle the situation his own way.
A man had a lifelong aspiration to buy a Lamborghini. Eventually, he would save up enough money but end up squandering some part . His following line of action will surprise you.
Today's joke will have you laughing uncontrollably and is centered around a not-so-smart man who is unable to figure out why he can't attract any girls on the beach.
Betsy discovered by accident that her daughter became someone else's mistress. Startled by the discovery, she decided to have a conversation with her daughter Nancy and teach her a lesson she'd never forget.
Today's joke will have you laughing out loud and is centered around a man who was a regular visitor at a popular bar and decided to enter into a friendly bet with the bartender one day.
Today's joke is about a woman who was cheating on her husband with another man. She took advantage of her husband being drunk and coming late from work until something unexpected happened.
One day Adam and Eve notice God standing before them, holding a bag. Naturally, the curious Eve wanted to know what God had in the bag, so she asked. "Hi, God," she piped up, "What's in the bag?"
Lucy’s stepfather is a greedy businessman who is willing to do what it takes to get what he wants. Even if that evolves offering his step-daughter as a commodity in exchange for money and influence.
Today's joke will make you laugh out loud and is centered around a man who went to the dental surgeon to have his tooth extracted. To his surprise, the dentist dealt with him in an unusual way.
Three handsome male dogs decided to take a walk down the street on one fantastic summer evening. On their way, they spotted a beautiful Poddle who stumped them into making a clever sentence to gain her attention.
A woman receives a letter from the wife of his boss, whom she'd been seeing for the last month or so—but she did not expect what was written on the letter.
A police officer pulled over a circus juggler. After finding some of his juggling equipment, she became suspicious and asked him to prove that he was not a dangerous person.
Pat and Gina Neely’s daughter shares a stunning photo on social media and looks like a perfect mix of her mom and dad. The ex-couple raised children well despite years of divorce.
Today's joke is about a very clever, but late student who outsmarted his professor and his very strict policies, which allowed him to complete his final exam.
Today's jokes are about boys who were attempting to write a test, Bill completely froze while Michael came up with a smart way to figure out the answers.
A woman gets her revenge on her inconsiderate next-door neighbor who insists on playing loud heavy metal music every night until 3 am, and he is very upset with her
This woman’s appointment with a gynecologist is one that she will certainly never forget. You will realize why once you read her hilarious story below.
Today's joke is all about four men who had to look closely to find out where home was after they enjoyed an amazing trip abroad! Find out if they figured it out!
Today's joke is about a man who needed to use the bathroom desperately during his long flight from New York to Cape Town! How will he handle the situation?
Today's jokes will have you bursting into guffaws, with the first joke about a little sparrow who hit the helmet of a speeding motorcyclist and another one about a policeman who stops to help a fellow motorcyclist at night.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about three men who were aboard a plane. Each of them had a unique weapon, and after wielding them, the men got some reactions from three kids.
Olga had to escape from her abusive marriage—at least for the sake of her kid, if not for herself. But after leaving for the first time, her husband found a disgusting way to get back to the family.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about Little Johnny, whose confessions with a priest proved useful in the end. After opening up about his sins, the priest pestered him some more.
A drunk man was coming from a nightclub at dawn and as he strolled down, he walked into a military camp. When he got into the military yard, he pulled down his pants and started urinating on one of the camp's flowerbeds.
Seamus had trouble sighting objects far away, so he decided to go to his optician. After a series of examinations with his eye doctor, Seamus' following reaction will shock you. Keep reading!
A man received a call from an unknown person who said he was calling from Microsoft Support. Unfortunately, their conversation would only leave the caller confused.
A young man who visited his distant relatives needed the password to the family's wifi. However, he could not quite understand the instruction given.
Jane wasn't sure if she should help a homeless pregnant girl but when Annette came into the store, she knew in her gut what she should do. Meet the story of the poor girl who got kicked out of her home but found a new home with someone who wasn't her blood.
A man and woman listened to the weather report over the radio for two consecutive days. Each day, the man ran out after hearing the weather report, but the third day would end up being different.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about a rich, good-looking man and his wife. The wealthy man felt he was too spectacular for his wife and decided that he wanted a divorce from her.
Today's joke is centered around a local village legend who advised his friend to remain single all his life. If you've ever had a friend who was aversive to the institution of marriage, this joke will make you laugh out loud.
Today's joke is sure to make you laugh! It is all about a man who was stuck in a bank while it was getting robbed and he tried to call 911 for help!
Today's jokes will have you laughing uncontrollably, with the first joke about a woman who changes her appearance after heart surgery and a surgeon who prepares to perform his first surgery.
On a Monday morning, a man stepped into the office, checked his emails, and noticed he had a message from Johnny, his neighbor's little kid. He looked it up and saw a piece of very shocking news.
A woman entered a grocery store, purchased every item she inquired about and asked that each item be packed separately. She would go on to make one more inquiry at the last minute but would get a funny answer from the cashier.
His father just died and he invited his mom to live with him and his wife. But the evil wife started to treat his mom poorly and she threw his mother out on the street behind his back. Fortunately, life has other plans for them.
Today's jokes are all about fishermen who got themselves in some pretty fishy situations! Hopefully, they can make you smile like a fisherman with a bucket filled with fish!
Today's jokes are about elephants, with the first one centered around how to catch elephants using household items, and the second one about a billionaire who buys an elephant.
